I'm Lexie. I am 22 and married to a soldier. I enjoy cooking, drinking, and reading. I am a Registered Dental Assistant at an endodontics office. We are currently stationed at Fort Hood, Texas and loving it!

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mccoyswife:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

illness-to-wellness:

If you play “Blurred Lines” at your party, you can be certain that I’ll walk out of the room.

People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just gonna work out. People are wrong.

—OTH (via missinyouiskillingme)

Tell me about it

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heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

unslaad-krosis:

Sometimes I get bored and think to myself “fuggit, I’ll take a selfie”. Then after like six attempts, I’m like “well that was a stupid fucking idea” and consider punching myself in the face.

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asofterbucky:

she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars