I'm Lexie. I am 22 and married to a soldier. I enjoy cooking, drinking, and reading. I am a Registered Dental Assistant at an endodontics office. We are currently stationed at Fort Hood, Texas and loving it!
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
If you play “Blurred Lines” at your party, you can be certain that I’ll walk out of the room.
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
Sometimes I get bored and think to myself “fuggit, I’ll take a selfie”. Then after like six attempts, I’m like “well that was a stupid fucking idea” and consider punching myself in the face.